• MaxOS [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      He has his own private jet and can basically do whatever he wants and he chooses to be a cyberbullied loser on a video game

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        Seriously! He could be on his way to literally anywhere in the world to do literally anything he can think of and he still looks like a depressed assistant manager of a failing GameStop having to deal with 30-somethings complaining about their PS3 trade-ins

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          Seriously! He could be on his way to literally anywhere in the world to do literally anything he can think of

          well, except make a genuine human connection. that’s something a lot of people in that income bracket struggle with, and might partially explain why his current aesthetic is depressed assistant manager.

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            well yea, I think that comes with the territory of being mind-meltingly wealthy, being that rich separates anyone from relating to humanity

            I think that’s why none of these rich freaks ever do anything fun with their wealth. The only other people they can even attempt to relate to are also unimaginably rich, and the only thing they have left are dick wealth measuring contests

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              If I had more money than I could handle I’d have a shitload if friends cause I’d be giving away lots and lots of money. People are only being my friend cause money? Whatever, the ones who stick around after I give them a shitload of money are the real ones then. Who cares?

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      record scratch and freeze frame Yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got here? Well it all begins with a diamond mine in apartheid south africa…

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      Hi! I’m Elon, but you can call me the Fasciverce Chuck!

      I’m a proud white supremacist man from Los Angeles (52yo).

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      Honestly this was also my face getting to act 2 and realizing Skeletal Arsonists weren’t undertuned relative to other minion skills, they really did just nuke all of them.