I’m doing an undergraduate in beanology with a minor in accounting (my mum is a bean counter and says it’s a stable career). Should I join the student beanion?
I heard they have a secret bean society and with bean mashing rituals there. You will make mad beans there if you buy join and buy beanstalk there.
My dad lost a lot of money on the stalk market… I’m not so sure :/
hmm… magic bean stalk is bad idea｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡ heard unless beangougeris ⎛⎝( ` ᢍ ´ )⎠⎞ᵐᵘʰᵃʰᵃ with generational beans
Oooh! I had a wonderful time at Beaniversity! Careful the parties can be wild - I had to do a bean stand and I got sooooo many nutrients from chugging so many beans
Wild beans are apparently more nutritious than farmed, so that sounds like it could e worthwhile!
Avoid the fraternity Beanis Cannibus Beta Gamma Alpha. You’d think they’d offer free weed or something, but they’re actually beanis cannibals who will eat all your beans and leave you with nothing. Lost a whole ten pound bag of jelly beans when I went to a party there.
forewarned is fore-beaned
