Get posting, ill be watching
fucking get on with it, don’t make me wait a day
It’s just twenty posts, give it a try and then I’ll prrss the button I promise
I will remotely detonate it
Do you promise?
<---- guaranteed outcome for non-compliance
What a fool you are. I’m a god, how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape.
Fools don’t realise that I’m Amaranth pilled
Detonate it, coward, you will only kill a man.
You damned fool! That neuralink signal is creating a trail of metaphorical breadcrumbs directly to your door! As we speak, I have assumed control of a chimpanzee and it is headed directly to your dank lair to finish you for once and for all!
Villain, prepare yourself for some monkey business!
Computer help me I’ve been doxed
Noooo not my noodles. Don’t turn it into mashed beanis
Well, GET POSTING THEN consarnit
I give up. Tell beanis I love 
If I don’t have 20 things to post about it’s the superior outcome
my neuralink brokie, don’t think it’ll explode
it just kinda fell out
Please reinsert via nasal cavity
D:
Get ready for unprecedented amounts of beanis
I would rather die than to live with a cringe project of a nazi in my brain. Do it
Yeah um just gimme a sec the remote fell down tue back of the couch cushions
I also installed one in my own branium if someone wants me to hand them the remote
So if I only make 19 posts, I don’t have to go in to work the next day? Hell yeah
