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Cum. But its glow in the dark

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Cum. But its glow in the dark

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Genetically modifying myself so my cum has green florescent protein on it
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  so after you heat your balls up you need to dip them in this ice bath to heat shock them so they will be in what we call a “competent” state, where they can absorb the plasmids…

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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who’s been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

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Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase “GOOD post” followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
This is not a comm where you direct people to other people’s bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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If you’re struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

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