• Little Known Fact:

    The 1990 Chevrolet Lumina had a armored, anti-personnel, off-road variant only available for the military. Designed for urban pacification and experimentally deployed to Gary, Indiana during the Cola Wars, it exceeded all performance metrics and devastated the hearts and minds of the indigenous population.

    It was scrapped and all knowledge of it was disavowed as it’s “spiritual cost” was deemed to high a price to pay.