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ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 1 month ago

A Rare Issue With the Swastidumpster

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A Rare Issue With the Swastidumpster

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ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 1 month ago
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  • ssillyssadass@lemmy.world
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    So the Cyberfuck is:

    • Not bulletproof
    • Not waterproof
    • Can’t handle mud or snow
    • Can’t handle the sun
    • Can’t handle parking lots

    Did I miss anything?

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      • fucking ugly

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      Can rust even under ideal conditions

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      Wasn’t it supposed to be amphibious. Don’t forget headlight shelf gets clogged with snow

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        Except it was literally was advertised as being as such.

        https://electrek.co/2024/02/21/tesla-cybertruck-drives-through-water-real-world-wade-mode-test/

        Last year, Musk claimed Tesla Cybertruck would be “waterproof enough” to serve as a boat and cross rivers:

        Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes and even seas that aren’t too choppy.

        Also let’s not forget about how the tow hitch can’t tow.

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          They’re pointing out the same thing as you. But yeah it’s really dumb

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      Its crazy to me that my little V4 Hyundai elantra is better at off roading than that hunk of junk.

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        Not to be pedantic but it’s a 4 cylinder not a v4. The cylinders are in a line so it would technically be an i4 for inline.

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          Ahh mb. I dont know a ton about vehicles. I just know enough to fix most of my shit if it breaks.

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      Don’t take it within 10 miles of the coast.

      It activates dynamic “go brown and crumbly” safety feature on the outer panels.

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      Can’t reliably tow at the advertised rating.

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