As top shareholders dump their Tesla stock, Musk is now begging the rank and file to hold onto their equity.

Keep it going. Canada, you’re doing great.

  • syreus@lemmy.world
    10·
    3 days ago

    If you have a moment I would love to talk to you about a rich investment opportunity best know as artisanal gourds. Not since Blockbuster has the soil been so rich and the climate been so perfect for artisanal gourds. If you act now I have a bridge that is heavily discounted we can discuss.

    • stringere@sh.itjust.works
      4·
      3 days ago

      I’m sorry but we only want fantastical legumes. Take your gourds elsewhere.

      And we all know that bridge has a Muskelon troll living under it.

    • 1984
      11·
      3 days ago

      Ill pass on this fantastic one time offer. :)