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First panel: [blank white space with black text] Jogging from the perspective of animals

Second panel: Wolf by a tree looking at a man jogging. “What are you running from, apex predator”

Third panel: Wolf: “Are you chasing prey?” “You need to conserve energy”

Last panel: [second wolf peeking in] “The hell is that guy doing” [first wolf] “I don’t know. I don’t understand”

(alt text by @cypnk@mastodon.social)

    • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      Honestly just tie it to some repetitie game. Think Skilling in RuneScape. All they really need is a number that goes up, and the occasional firework.

      Throw in skins for your pickaxe or whatever and you’re golden. People will get so buff, going for the sparkly anime-girl skin, you have no idea.

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      1 year ago

      Pretty sure this is super common on some equipment. The ellipticals at the gym I used (before it moved) had them , but I never bothered.