over_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWhat is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1146arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1142arrow-down1imageWhat is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something?lemmy.worldover_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square43fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoHelp I have two of these things stuck in my throat
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoYou need to get the premium version the other commenter has. They have a pull string included.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoNo, that comes with the monthly subscription. I’ll see myself out of my own post now…
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoWho is this Clever person? Is she cute?
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoCute enough but dumb as a bag of musk
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoOh shit, you must mean Amber Heard…
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoI wasn’t gonna call her out directly, but yeah
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·20 hours agoHow does that rhyme go again? ‘Amber Heard, she dropped a turd, and fetched a pail of cum’
Help I have two of these things stuck in my throat
You need to get the premium version the other commenter has. They have a pull string included.
No, that comes with the monthly subscription.
I’ll see myself out of my own post now…
Oh that was fucking clever.
Who is this Clever person? Is she cute?
Cute enough but dumb as a bag of musk
Oh shit, you must mean Amber Heard…
I wasn’t gonna call her out directly, but yeah
How does that rhyme go again?
‘Amber Heard, she dropped a turd, and fetched a pail of cum’