Lemmy Today
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
davel [he/him]@lemmy.mlM to Not *Not* the Onion@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months ago

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

theonion.com

external-link
message-square
0
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • theonion@midwest.social
3
external-link

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

theonion.com

davel [he/him]@lemmy.mlM to Not *Not* the Onion@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months ago
message-square
0
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • theonion@midwest.social
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.

Not *Not* the Onion@lemmy.ml

notnottheonion@lemmy.ml

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !notnottheonion@lemmy.ml

Send satirical news.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1 user / day
  • 1 user / week
  • 25 users / month
  • 485 users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 79 subscribers
  • 8 Posts
  • 29 Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org