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Oh I hope they do, then when all this is over people will be wiping their ass on his face. That will probably make him happy too.
So a dollar will only be worth one pence?
This some alternate timeline bs, but also a great metaphor for what’s going on in the US.
Newsweek is a tabloid.
And American politics is a farce, so they’re well situated for a surface level inside scoop.
Time to invest in orange ink
Looks like I’ll be buying American toilet paper after all! 😒
Excellent news since only dead people are permitted on $US. When’s he dying? I have March 5th 2025 in the pool.
Personally, I’m hoping it falls on my birthday
Can your birthday be 10 years ago?
I mean, technically it was, assuming they are at least 10 years old.
Whatever. Go for it, cultists.
This type of shit is just noise meant to distract and overwhelm people from paying attention to the stuff that matters.
What this guy said^^ focus on the real issues and watch out for the other sleight of hand cause in the end that’s all it is. They want us bickering with each other while closed door deals are being finalized
Yeah, they’ve been pretty explicit in wanting to “flood the zone” with new shit everyday to annoy and outrage us, and so that the media doesn’t have enough time to cover in depth what’s really going on.
All of this stuff like “Gulf of America”, “Red White and Blueland”, adding Trump’s face to Mt. Rushmore, putting Trump’s face on the $100, etc. It’s all a bunch of look-at-the-birdy bullshit.
Basically the raison d’être for MTG or Lauren Boebert - have em stand up and say dumb shit and keep attention focused on them while the GOP continues to fuck the average taxpayer.
When he’s done, that bill will be as worthless as he is.
Less than worthless, my boy.
Yeah, this seems like bad timing since it looks like the recession formally started today.
Not technically yet, but effectively.
good way to cause a run on $50 bills when everyone refuses to accept a $100
Don’t you have to be dead to be on currency? If so he can be on any bill he wants long as he is dead.
I’ve never wiped my ass with a hundred before but in this case I’m willing to try it.
“President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”
You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?
How much will that cost the taxpayers?
Their pride.
I mean…not much at all. A redesign & print, then just business as usual. It’s not like we’re going to stop printing hundreds.
Now we’re finally killing the penny (yay), and I would even argue hell, let’s get rid of the nickel, too. I know there will be a little pain involved, but especially post/mid crazy inflation…my god. WHAT is the purchasing power of a goddamn penny or nickel?? I mean who are we kidding with this nonsense, minting coins with no real value?? Junk.
Not as much as you might expect, but that’s beside the point.
Well if they do that, I’ll draw at least 2 dicks pointed towards his mouth on each one that I handle
I know right, please do, I’ll get fucking creative.
President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime…
- Wasn’t he golfing yesterday?
- We all know he hates his family and is happy to avoid them.
- “Took a bullet” is akin to me saying I was stabbed in the face by a deranged idiot when I cut myself shaving.
- Working overtime at what exactly? Are his tiny chode fingers getting tired from signing a few bits of paper?
Didn’t the bullet go through his ear and kill a firefighter?
Bullet never touched him. The blood was splatter. He wore a bandage for 2 days for show. When it came off there was not a scratch.
It grazed his ear, ears apparently bleed a hell of a lot. I knew that from my injuries but that was a good amount of blood from just a little nick. And old people bleed like crazy, thin skin.
I work at a hospital and have worked with hundreds of patients around his age. When you’re that old, your skin is like paper thin and tears extremely easy. I’ve slid patients from one bed to another and tore skin. Donald Trump was tackled by secret service. Maybe it was his blood but I highly doubt he took a bullet or any shrapnel from glass or anything else.
Yeah… I’m willing to buy that he had immediate, top grade treatment, I’m willing to accept that the bullet barely grazed him and it bled a lot
But I’m not willing to believe he healed that fast or that perfectly. There’s no notch from any angle, no scab, nothing - just a few days later there was no sign of it. And he was milking it for all he had… And yet, aside from that blood on the scene, all we ever saw was comically oversized bandages, then normal ones during more serious meetings, then nothing
Conspiracy theories don’t help. Especially since there was a photo with the bullet mid flight.
I thought it was widely accepted that the bullet itself didn’t him hit, it was shrapnel from the poidum
It was questioned in July. Just because it was widely accepted in your furry discord server doesn’t mean that it’s widely accepted generally
Nothing in my comment necessitated such a shitty reply.
Get a fuckin grip, loser
Can I get an invite tho?
They point a lot too. Fat little fingers
