Portishead is sex. It makes sex, out of thin air. If you’re in a room with a potential partner and you put on Portishead, you will soon be having sex. If you play Portishead when you’re alone in a room, a partner will appear to have sex with you. If you play Portishead in an empty room and come back in a half hour, there will be people in the room having sex.

Portishead is sex. Especially Dummy.