And now I see why he chickened out of the fight with Zuckerberg. Zuck vs. the X Fail Whale. Would have been epic.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like Zuck, and would have been cheering for him to clumsily trip as he was led from the ring, but I do have my preferred order of courses in my billionaire buffet, and the Elon course comes first.
AI generated. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-shirtless-harkonnen-photo
These are real though: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-shirtless-in-mykonos
Bro built like a deep breath.
Now this is a rare insult
And now I see why he chickened out of the fight with Zuckerberg. Zuck vs. the X Fail Whale. Would have been epic.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like Zuck, and would have been cheering for him to clumsily trip as he was led from the ring, but I do have my preferred order of courses in my billionaire buffet, and the Elon course comes first.
That is not a normal human shape…
Instead of losing weight he’s been sucking his gut in or wearing a girdle. Joe Rogan has the same torso.
From what I’ve heard (code for too lazy to google rn) it was because he had liposuction, but kept up his shitty diet so the fat piled on weird.
That’s entirely possible as well. If you remove fat cells from one area, the others will pick up the slack.
Forget about Vantablack. Elonwhite is the new color de jour. It’s so fucking white that no light is absorbed at all.
Wow, he’s camouflaged for the boat