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flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 months ago

nout worse than seeing norwich

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nout worse than seeing norwich

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flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 months ago
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    So this is how Brexit is supposed to solve the immigrant crisis

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      Modern problems, etc etc

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      why not ! the USA is doing it too !

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    Impact of brexit. I swear you canny make this shit up.

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      But people will still argue „you’ve got to look at other factors“ …

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    “Photos of Norwich”, man what have they ever done?

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      inbreeding

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        Relevant - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN1y96KSAP8

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        Also a lot of American in the area due to there being 3 US Air Force bases within a 15 minute drive.

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        Is Albania known for inbreeding?

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          no norwich is

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        A Noble tradition

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    Graffiti? oh no! the humanity! Also, I’m disappointed to learn that fly tipping doesn’t have anything to do with flies.

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    Wtf is “flytipping”?

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      Illegal dumping of household bulk waste. Like, if you have an old fridge, you can just wheel it to a local park and leave it there.

      Or a mattress to dispose of, you can carry it on your back like Obelisk in that comic, and dump it behind a half-built house.

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        Trade waste too. Got 20 tons of rubble but don’t want to pay the processing fees? Dump it on a farm somewhere.

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          Or just dump it in the middle of a country road it seems

          https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3j4y5nzkeo

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    There’s far, far worse places then Norwich. Swindon for example, or anywhere north of Cheltenham.

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      You’re just making up place names now, aren’t you. Yes, glostenshire and wonkenham put the uk in quite a sticky wicket, i do say

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        penistone is a particularly mingy spot

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        Those are almost real places. It’s Gloucestershire (pronounced Glos-ter-shr) and Wokingham (pronounced woah-king-em).

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          Reminder that one of the original spellings of Gloucester was literally just Gloster, and then someone deliberately forced the other.

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          Hah!

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        Wait till you find out about Scunthorpe.

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        deleted by creator

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      I haven’t heard pleasant things about Slough either.

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        True. And visiting Lowestoft made Greta Thunberg change her mind about rising sea levels.

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        Fuck Slough. The only other place in the UK more depressing that it is Hull.

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          Cumbernauld.

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            Slough’s old bus station

            Slough’s current bus station (appropriately destroyed by arson)

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            Bru-tal-ist!

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    Showcase the best of british cuisine. Just show Albanians this Buzzfeed article, then the government could call in genuine PR.

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      As a Brit, I find parts of that article deeply offensive. Pork pies, scotch eggs, black pudding…all delicious.

      And what the fuck did the humble bourbon biscuit do to deserve that.

      Utter bollocks!

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        It’s good food, looks horrible, just make them not visit to find out.

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        I also don’t understand the hate on rice pudding. Most countries have a dessert like that.

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        Nope. Apart from haggis (which is excellent) and perhaps black pudding (the more expensive one) the rest of the food described in this article vary from “mildly unappetising” to “fucking awful”.

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      I didn’t think is was possible to hate squash. Also, bourbons are an A-teir biscuit, with the added benefit of being vegan.

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        I didn’t think is was possible to hate squash

        I assure you it is possible. It is awful. Properly disgusting.

        Also, bourbons are an A-teir biscuit,

        You could as well try to eat sand which touched a chocolate residue left by a Mars bar on its wrap.

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    Please tell me this is true. Wankers.

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    Mind you, it’s a shithole for someone with Albania as a frame of reference.

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      It doesn’t matter where you’re from, no one needs to see Norwich

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    Borrowing from australian libs in 2016? Ooof

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