• Bizarroland@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    I am definitely not looking forward to every man in the country being lined up and forced into this thing one after the other until the prince finds the one that’s exactly the right size.

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      1 year ago

      Some will cut off part of their dicks cause they are too long to fit into the cage.
      That part might not be in the disney one. Maybe that was just in the german version of that Märchen.

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        1 year ago

        Is it worth it just to be the prince’s wife? Future Queen of the country? All it cost you was 4 inches?

        That is a gamble I am not willing to take but you do you boo