i can guess how many beans are in a jar if it’s less than 10 beans

I can estimate within 10 minutes how long it will take to get to midtown Sacramento by car from anywhere in rural northern California. I have to be driving though.

I can interact with a liberal for 30 mins without losing my sanity. Try to beat that!

i can juggle with 1 balls

It all comes down to a fart off

I can take a shit for a really long time

I can do the William Tell apple shot, but only with billionaires and probably only once before someone gets suspicious

i can talk about how any mainstream movie is leftist or not leftist enough

Hey dol merry dol I can sing

I can use a bidet on stage

I can dance in the air

I can triforce with my hands, people love that one

I’m really really obnoxious

I am just going to tell the liberals it will be okay and they can go back to brunch. I will get a standing ovation.

we’re gonna need more beans