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flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 months ago

luv me upmarket sauces

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luv me upmarket sauces

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flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 months ago
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    And yet there was absolutely nothing about this story on the BBC news this morning!

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      Classic BBC bias!

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        If it was Waitrose they would be on it.

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      MSM under the government’s orders don’t want you to know this one easy trick to make your own ketchup!

  • DavidGarcia@feddit.nl
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    what did he shove some vinegar and sugar up there too?

    • adam_y@lemmy.world
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      Not just any vinegar…

    • wewbull@feddit.uk
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      I think he’s already full of vinegar.

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    You know, I could have gone through life not reading that, but now I have to suffer existence with that in my head. Thanks mate.

    • flamingos-cant@feddit.ukOPM
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      A burden shared is a burden doubled, or something like that.

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      Always classy, the sport!

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    Why single out M&S in this instance? Is the insinuation here that other supermarkets vine tomatoes are ok to use for this purpose?

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      These are not just any vine tomatoes. these are M&S vine tomatoes

      Said sensually.

      Edit: for those curious it’s a running theme in their adverts. Here

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        Username checks out.

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          I find it’s easier than apples for keeping the doctor away. More pliable.

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    If you’re not using beef tomatoes then you’re doing it wrong.

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    This rises a number of questions, none of which should be articulated let alone answered!

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