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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 months ago

Patch this Bish!

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    Just have us piss from asshole

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      Birds had it right all along with one waste exit.

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      I do that already :(

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        Eat some banana

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          Are bananas known to help that or something?? I try to eat enough veggies but it still happens. Weirdly sometimes when I eat less veggies it sometimes gets better (but it also sometimes gets worse).

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            Honestly not sure, but I remember grandma giving me eat banana when I had wet poop to supposedly help

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        Ur an alcoholic

        Edit: or maybe a vegan, idk. I’m an alcoholic so I calls em like I sees em

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          Since you mentioned that, we should add a auto-sober switch. Suspend drunk button for drive home. Resume until bed, clear drunk as soon as you pass out so you can get a good nights rest.

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          My GI tract unfortunately just hates me I think!

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        Stop eating whatever is messing with your guts

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      Turn standing while peeing into an actual skill.

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        Tfw you accidentally poop in urinal

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