No no, this is actually perfect timing. Yes Boeing, please provide all the parts. Hell, rebuild the whole plane while you’re at it as well please.
Yup. It’s definitely time for an all new presidential aircraft designed and built by Boeing and Elon Musk. We’ll call it the Cyberforce-X and the wings will fall off if they get wet.
If he wanted Trump to fly savely and comfortably, he would ask Airbus to provide a new Airforce One.
Yeah, but then he wouldn’t be able to put tariffs in place against the EU
Here to also wish a perfect Boeing flight to the orange asshole. May you literally become the orange stain…
While the retrieval efforts continue…for another 5 minutes… Well actually it looks like we’re just gonna leave the wreckage here and dump a few weeks worth of compost over it to make a memorial park. What’s this orange stain? Eww! … The park is actually a wild life refuge for African Elephants. Here’s on just now fixing the orange stain. You know that most mammals can pee like that for 20 seconds?
Brb, running to the store to buy popcorn.
This isn’t a meme.
UR.
when one door closes …
This is Boeing, the doors don’t really close lol
When one door pops off mid-flight . . .
It stays closed and locks you in while the battery ignites.
I was gonna say “hope the pilots have car wash mode on” but I don’t wish them ill, not their fault there’s a giant turd waddling around the 747
Ehhhh… But it’s their fault they chose to continue a military career in that position under the giant turd waddler as their commander in chief.
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… another blows out at 20,000 ft?
… a door plug blows off.
They need to join forces and make the Cyberplane!
The Boeing Tesla Cyberplane could be a revolution in aviation:
- First aircraft to use afterburners to overcome lack of aerodynamics
- Heavy and yet strangely flimsy construction
- Cell phones and radar can ignite the battery in flight
- Fuel efficiency can be throttled mid air by shedding parts
Relevant comic?Piloted using a wireless Logitech controller
Remember Elon Musk in Iron Man 2? Phony Stark pitching an electric plane to Tony who says basically, “it’s your idea but we’ll make it work.”
On your first point, the F4 Phantom (aka “the triumph of thrust over aerodynamics”) would like a word.
Don’t forget rusting as soon as it hits a cloud.
“A ‘tragedy’ struck today as the Boeing-Tesla Air Force One and Air Force Two simultaneously rerouted to crash into the headquarters of Boeing and Tesla. The planes were running on Tesla ‘full self flying’ and staffed entirely with Tesla robots piloted remotely by human operators on the ground, so when they exploded only the president, vice president, and their advisors and guests (including Tesla CEO Elon Musk) were killed.”
Make it so.
Nobody tell him!
Let them cook!
I didn’t normally pray. But.
Praying won’t help. Unless…
Please proceed lol
Lmao if a Boeing plane made from scrap parts ends up being the end of Trump it would be really really funny.
They’re intentionally blocking the whistleblower suits against Boeing right now because they have been using scrap parts in their planes for decades in order to meet rushed delivery deadlines.
I would personally buy their stock to counter their value from falling, good deeds must be rewarded
I hope Trump is on that new plane by next year please lord
Next year? I bet Boeing can push that thing out in 3 months if they really want to AND get executive bonuses for being early.
I support this. And while we’re at it, why not give them a cybersubmarine too?
How about we tell the cheeto that the first person to touch the wreck of the Titanic gets dibs over all the priceless bottles of champagne, and the secret gold. Plus, international bragging rights. But you have to physically touch it to count, per maritime law. That’s why James Cameron and Oceangate were trying to get down there.
Tell him Elon can probably build him a sub he can stick his arm out of. And once it’s claimed, it’s possible to raise and restore it, and he can rename it the Trumptanic. The largest and most luxurious liner in the world. Imagine how it would look pulling into harbor in North Korea.
oh. this is going to end well.
Very, very well.
cue Kaylee saying “Don’t fly anything made by Boeing, they fall right out of the sky.”
I’ll be in my bunk
