If you guys hate this I’ll delete it but I figure fedi could use more engagement, especially to build up really useful comms like this one. One of my “hobbies” is clicking on weird ads for unidentifiable crap products just to see what the fuck is that supposed to be??? and I wanted to see if other people would also find this fun and maybe get a really useful comm more traffic. Found this one on AliExpress.
Edit: ok I’m gonna have to find something really weird.
These are a jump rope simulators! You’ll feel like you are actually skipping rope without the tedium of jumping.
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That’s insane? lol, I’m just a dude from all and that was my first guess 🤣😅
Same just seen this.
My first guess as well. It’s almost like knowing it’s weird helped?
I mean I just looked at the picture and went, “well those look like foam handles, and there’s a bearing… hmm. It’s almost like a fitness jump rope, but without the rope. Those ball things look slightly weighty. Say, I bet they’d weigh almost as much as a 6ft cord! Ohhhhh…”
skipping rope without the tedium of jumping.
Oh cool. But WHY‽
Less risky indoors.
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His and hers matching pair of Marill tails.
Dare I ask how they are held in place?
🦄 With imagination 🌈
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They are jump rope handles without the rope, so you can still feel like you are jump roping. I feel like there is a name for it but don’t recall.
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If this isn’t the name, it should be.
“Future landfill”
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they’re made for people who have more money than time
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I know its already solved but…
Dumb-chucks
I need an adult?
I’m an adult. Let’s talk about your boundaries before we start.
I enjoy this premise of questions just for funsies. I feel like the option to reverse image search potentially poses a challenge though
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Hey I love this. Please do more of these!
Back whacker.
These are a special set of news reporter microphones which are only used to interview urologists.
Some kind of massage thing or a virtual jump rope? Or maybe… Is this that VR controller that can shift its weight around to give feedback on, like, a ball and chain?
The image doesn’t even look real. It looks like a 3D rendering.
Edit: Just read the rest of the comments. It is a jump rope thing?! Is it meant for VR or something? Why not just use an actual rope unless you can’t swing it over your head? 🤔
My first guess is those things Milan used to climb the big pole.