Oh God, I just clicked through the site to Jupiter to Ape to the page where you buy $MELANIA and it’s such a fucking nightmare! You get prompted to buy $300 of Solana with a fucking credit card and then you can spend 0.1 or 0.5 or 1 solana (what is that, an arcade token?) to get like 20 $MELANIA coins and then presumably either you sit there staring at the screen waiting for the price to start crashing to sell or you don’t do that and become a bag holder in 24 to 48 hours when $BARRON inevitably launches.
And Trump is the guy that’s responsible for installing the guys who are supposed to, you know, regulate securities but instead it’s open season for scamming all the hogs. And good luck suing the goddamn president for rug pulling you.
Oh God, I just clicked through the site to Jupiter to Ape to the page where you buy $MELANIA and it’s such a fucking nightmare! You get prompted to buy $300 of Solana with a fucking credit card and then you can spend 0.1 or 0.5 or 1 solana (what is that, an arcade token?) to get like 20 $MELANIA coins and then presumably either you sit there staring at the screen waiting for the price to start crashing to sell or you don’t do that and become a bag holder in 24 to 48 hours when $BARRON inevitably launches.
And Trump is the guy that’s responsible for installing the guys who are supposed to, you know, regulate securities but instead it’s open season for scamming all the hogs. And good luck suing the goddamn president for rug pulling you.
This is hell. I’m in hell.
Still better than genocide though. We’ll see how long that lasts.