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ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 months ago

Man aged 64 and ¾ discovers capitalism

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Man aged 64 and ¾ discovers capitalism

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ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • Professorozone@lemmy.world
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    It doesn’t say flour. It says wheat.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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      How much does a kilogram of wheat weigh?

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        1000g

        • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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          That’s a lot of gold.

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            Couple elbows

      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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        Probably between a kilogram of feathers and a kilogram of steel.

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        Like 3 Big Macs

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      Tell me how you make flour again

      • Professorozone@lemmy.world
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        Well it ain’t 1 to 1.

        • Jamablaya
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          pretty damn close

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            Pretty damn close doesn’t cut it when your being pedantic.

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              4 months ago

              Someone is (you)

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