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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire

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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago
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LOS ANGELES—Saying such individuals posed a threat to the safety and security of all city residents, the Los Angeles Police Department announced Thursday that it had arrested everyone who lost their home in the ongoing wildfires. “In the interest of maintaining public order, I have instructed my officers to round up any suspicious person whose […]
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    So a bunch of people just lost everything and their governments and other support programs have left them to die?

    It’s as if they’re trying to farm Luigi’s…

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      It’s the Onion, a satirical newspaper.

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        I wasn’t talking about the article, though. Like, people did lose it all and their support is literally fleeing the state…

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