I guess I’m an outlier. About to be 40 and I still do most of my fucking on the floor of my minivan because I don’t have privacy in my actual apartment, and apparently neither does anyone else who is willing to fuck me.
My shit’s gonna hurt either way; may as well have an excuse for it to hurt.
About to be 40 and I still do most of my fucking on the floor of my minivan because I don’t have privacy in my actual apartment, and apparently neither does anyone else who is willing to fuck me.
Sorry, as someone who’s also approaching 40 I have some questions…
You don’t have privacy in your own apartment, but have a private place to fuck in a van? Also, you are finding other people in their 30s that are willing to fuck in minivan on the reg?
I mean, I get it if it’s on a whim and the moment happens to take you both. However, I imagine that’s a tricky one to sneak in as a routine thing.
Man, so much contrast in such few words. Your story seems as a mix of teenage excitement and middle age dread, both alluring and familiar, but also bleak and strange.
I live in a small apartment with 2 other people who never leave. But I’m also in California where there are plenty of places between cities to find privacy in a car. I’ve also never not had success finding a random person to fuck on Grindr.
I guess that is one of the benefits of same sex relationships. If I made the same offer to a lady I met online, I don’t think they’d be very excited to drive between cities to fuck in a van. Then again, I’ve never thought to ask, so maybe it’s just a skill issue.
Follow up question, if you don’t mind… Did you buy a minivan because it’s easier to fuck in than a sedan, or was that just a happy coincidence?
I didn’t even buy it. It was my dad’s, but he gave it to me. I don’t even drive it much outside of the hookups and to transport things that don’t fit in my fiesta.
You’d be surprised at what limits people have regarding privacy vs comfort.
I had at least one roommate, my best friend, from the day I moved out at 18 until we were both in our late thirties (and, holy fuck it just hit home how long we’ve both been married now lol).
During that time, my vehicle was always a 4banger of some kind. I just prefer small cars with hatchbacks for a dozenish reasons. So, not a van, ever; nor a sedan. And there were still ladies that would choose to fuck in my car rather than fuck where other people could hear them.
Mind you, there was no straight version of grindr back then. Most of that, there weren’t hookup services of any kind. Nor was I prone to hookups in the first place. But the point remains that even when dating someone, there were still plenty of folks that would prefer a less comfortable fuck in a tiny car than having roommates know when they came. Hell, my roommate had grindr hookups that he fucked in my car in the driveway rather than have me hear them.
Not like I cared. I heard that guy fucking guys all the time, never bothered me, never had any issues with his partners that weren’t hookups. Did have a few that were mystified at a straight boy having an adjoining room to a gay boy, hearing the sex, and not caring at all. Like, the only time I would even do something like put on headphones is if I was already watching/listening to something that I didn’t want to need to strain to hear.
Sometimes, my friend would end up taking them to his room through my room because the layout of the house and driveway makes it quicker, so they’d have this confused look on their face when me and my friend would just do a quick fist bump and hello on their way through.
Gods, I swear, some of those guys were beyond confused. One in particular had to knock on my door afterwards and ask if it was a fetish thing, among other questions (including if I wanted a turn lol). Repeat partners, they tended to shrug it off fast. But there were a few out the once and done variety that he ended up fucking in my car (his was loaded down with work supplies except the front seat, so he couldn’t even lean seats back).
This one dude, an atypical type for him, being a fairly dedicated lifter, knocked on my door and said my friend friend sent him to ask if he could get the key from me lol. We ended up with my buddy getting annoyed when we had a chat while I was getting the keys out of my bag, and ended up taking twenty minutes talking about routines. He came in and said “can you two slabs of beef maybe talk this out after?” Fucking hell lol. But, after having talked to me, the dude was fine with me hearing him taking cock.
Anyway, point being that you’d be surprised at who would rather fuck in a car than have someone a wall away.
🤷♂️ What’s the secret to your iron knees? what are we doing wrong that you’re doing right? did you rig up the back of the van for extra padding? Do you go climbing and fuck on the fall mat?
my fen background makes me want to mention that many people reading will recognize skullgrid is being a dick.
What’s a fen background?
The conversation(s) are going like this :
Transcendental : " you are finding other people in their 30s that are willing to fuck in minivan on the reg?"
me : “my guy’s a furry, maybe that adds to it?” (perhaps being a furry means there are more people than usual who are willing to fuck in a minivan, but I am uncertain if that is the case)
and the other one :
Me : does the padding from the fursuit help? (your profile states you are a furry, if you are fucking in a minivan floor, is it because the fursuit could give you help in achieving this?)
I personally tried to fuck on the floor and couldn’t because it was tough on my knees, maybe more padding is the solution. the fuck do I know, I’m trying to figure out why 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ seems to have invincible knees because they’re saying they do the thing that OP has posted , and that I experienced to be painful, is something they can do regularly.
seems like more than a passing thing to mention twice. maybe its just innocent but it sure does not come off that way. yo my man maybe its because hes black. his profile says hes black. that kinda thing.
I didn’t see that, and I just went back to his profile and ctrl + f’ed it.
yo my man maybe its because hes black.
I mix all kinds of slang/language formalities when I speak/post.
more than a passing thing to mention twice.
I mean, he also mentions he’s gay, and that leading to increased “sliding scale of fuck-pad standards” is kinda focal to the point we’re discussing about the minutia of his life he’s expressed. I thought that being a furry would also add to the same sliding scale, and to the mechanics of lack of pain.
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net sorry if I’m seen as judging you negatively due to various factors, you just shared an interesting gem about your personal life that caused much wonder .
so I think you misunderstand in that I was giving an example of pulling something from a profile and saying its that. I have no idea about the persons profile because I only look at them when Im considering blocking them and then im usually only looking at posts and comment history. You sound sincere so I apologize but that is what it came off of to me. As I said it was twice that made it more wierd. I mean the one was wierd but the twice made it seem intentional.
I guess I’m an outlier. About to be 40 and I still do most of my fucking on the floor of my minivan because I don’t have privacy in my actual apartment, and apparently neither does anyone else who is willing to fuck me.
My shit’s gonna hurt either way; may as well have an excuse for it to hurt.
Sorry, as someone who’s also approaching 40 I have some questions…
You don’t have privacy in your own apartment, but have a private place to fuck in a van? Also, you are finding other people in their 30s that are willing to fuck in minivan on the reg?
I mean, I get it if it’s on a whim and the moment happens to take you both. However, I imagine that’s a tricky one to sneak in as a routine thing.
Man, so much contrast in such few words. Your story seems as a mix of teenage excitement and middle age dread, both alluring and familiar, but also bleak and strange.
I live in a small apartment with 2 other people who never leave. But I’m also in California where there are plenty of places between cities to find privacy in a car. I’ve also never not had success finding a random person to fuck on Grindr.
I guess that is one of the benefits of same sex relationships. If I made the same offer to a lady I met online, I don’t think they’d be very excited to drive between cities to fuck in a van. Then again, I’ve never thought to ask, so maybe it’s just a skill issue.
Follow up question, if you don’t mind… Did you buy a minivan because it’s easier to fuck in than a sedan, or was that just a happy coincidence?
I didn’t even buy it. It was my dad’s, but he gave it to me. I don’t even drive it much outside of the hookups and to transport things that don’t fit in my fiesta.
Ngl, pretty cool to have a dedicated fuck van.
You’d be surprised at what limits people have regarding privacy vs comfort.
I had at least one roommate, my best friend, from the day I moved out at 18 until we were both in our late thirties (and, holy fuck it just hit home how long we’ve both been married now lol).
During that time, my vehicle was always a 4banger of some kind. I just prefer small cars with hatchbacks for a dozenish reasons. So, not a van, ever; nor a sedan. And there were still ladies that would choose to fuck in my car rather than fuck where other people could hear them.
Mind you, there was no straight version of grindr back then. Most of that, there weren’t hookup services of any kind. Nor was I prone to hookups in the first place. But the point remains that even when dating someone, there were still plenty of folks that would prefer a less comfortable fuck in a tiny car than having roommates know when they came. Hell, my roommate had grindr hookups that he fucked in my car in the driveway rather than have me hear them.
Not like I cared. I heard that guy fucking guys all the time, never bothered me, never had any issues with his partners that weren’t hookups. Did have a few that were mystified at a straight boy having an adjoining room to a gay boy, hearing the sex, and not caring at all. Like, the only time I would even do something like put on headphones is if I was already watching/listening to something that I didn’t want to need to strain to hear.
Sometimes, my friend would end up taking them to his room through my room because the layout of the house and driveway makes it quicker, so they’d have this confused look on their face when me and my friend would just do a quick fist bump and hello on their way through.
Gods, I swear, some of those guys were beyond confused. One in particular had to knock on my door afterwards and ask if it was a fetish thing, among other questions (including if I wanted a turn lol). Repeat partners, they tended to shrug it off fast. But there were a few out the once and done variety that he ended up fucking in my car (his was loaded down with work supplies except the front seat, so he couldn’t even lean seats back).
This one dude, an atypical type for him, being a fairly dedicated lifter, knocked on my door and said my friend friend sent him to ask if he could get the key from me lol. We ended up with my buddy getting annoyed when we had a chat while I was getting the keys out of my bag, and ended up taking twenty minutes talking about routines. He came in and said “can you two slabs of beef maybe talk this out after?” Fucking hell lol. But, after having talked to me, the dude was fine with me hearing him taking cock.
Anyway, point being that you’d be surprised at who would rather fuck in a car than have someone a wall away.
my guy’s a furry, maybe that adds to it?
It raises even more questions.
does the padding from the fursuit help?
Bruh, I’m fucking on the floor of a minivan; if I had money for a fursuit, I probably would be able to live alone and fuck in my own bed.
🤷♂️ What’s the secret to your iron knees? what are we doing wrong that you’re doing right? did you rig up the back of the van for extra padding? Do you go climbing and fuck on the fall mat?
I never said it didn’t hurt. I just said I don’t not do it because it hurts 🤣
And FWIW: I don’t think you’re being a dick.
I have nothing to do with it but my fen background makes me want to mention that many people reading will recognize skullgrid is being a dick.
What’s a fen background?
The conversation(s) are going like this :
Transcendental : " you are finding other people in their 30s that are willing to fuck in minivan on the reg?"
me : “my guy’s a furry, maybe that adds to it?” (perhaps being a furry means there are more people than usual who are willing to fuck in a minivan, but I am uncertain if that is the case)
and the other one :
Me : does the padding from the fursuit help? (your profile states you are a furry, if you are fucking in a minivan floor, is it because the fursuit could give you help in achieving this?)
I personally tried to fuck on the floor and couldn’t because it was tough on my knees, maybe more padding is the solution. the fuck do I know, I’m trying to figure out why 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ seems to have invincible knees because they’re saying they do the thing that OP has posted , and that I experienced to be painful, is something they can do regularly.
Why am I seen as a dick?
seems like more than a passing thing to mention twice. maybe its just innocent but it sure does not come off that way. yo my man maybe its because hes black. his profile says hes black. that kinda thing.
seriously though, what’s a fen background? All I can think about is FEN position notation for chess EDIT: or science in turkish
I didn’t see that, and I just went back to his profile and ctrl + f’ed it.
I mix all kinds of slang/language formalities when I speak/post.
I mean, he also mentions he’s gay, and that leading to increased “sliding scale of fuck-pad standards” is kinda focal to the point we’re discussing about the minutia of his life he’s expressed. I thought that being a furry would also add to the same sliding scale, and to the mechanics of lack of pain.
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net sorry if I’m seen as judging you negatively due to various factors, you just shared an interesting gem about your personal life that caused much wonder .
so I think you misunderstand in that I was giving an example of pulling something from a profile and saying its that. I have no idea about the persons profile because I only look at them when Im considering blocking them and then im usually only looking at posts and comment history. You sound sincere so I apologize but that is what it came off of to me. As I said it was twice that made it more wierd. I mean the one was wierd but the twice made it seem intentional.
all good 👍