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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions

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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago
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MINNEAPOLIS—After months of declining sales at the retail chain, experts confirmed Tuesday that Target was losing market share due to more Americans opting to forgo all earthly possessions. “While Target used to have a loyal customer base that would leave the store laden with everything from cosmetics to home decor, millions of U.S. shoppers are […]
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    Are we actually opting, or we just broke?

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      Depends, are you an Indian prince that has been kept in isolation your entire life to hide the pain of the world from your eyes?

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        I mean there was that one time in college, but we’ve all done a little experimenting, right?

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