• thefartographer@lemm.ee
    262·
    17 hours ago

    Luigi Mangione, the 26-year-old accused of killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, has received more public support than is typical for a man charged with first-degree murder.

    Sure, when he does it, they call him “dragon slayer.” But when I do it, they call me “baby and puppy stomper.” Life is so unfair for people who want to make billions stomping on infants! /s

    • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      21·
      16 hours ago

      Everyone knows the joke of “but you fuck one goat…”, but I’m now pretty sure the opposite is also true. Luigi could fuck all sorts of goats and it still wouldn’t be what he’s known for.