The campaign features testimonials from surveilled students, all delivered under facial recognition monitoring. “The granular behavioral analytics really optimize my recess experience,” said one first-grader, as the system flagged her elevated heart rate and automatically enrolled her in Digital Citizenship Enhancement Program.
we’re pretty much China now :(
Oops forgot that whole site is satire
This is satire.
Just in case you aren’t aware, it’s satire. IsGlitch isn’t real news.
Thank god