TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoKim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treasonwww.nzherald.co.nzexternal-linkmessage-square94linkfedilinkarrow-up1322arrow-down153cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldcounterpropaganda@hexbear.networldnews@lemmit.online
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minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·5 months agoWe joke about hotdogs being mystery meat, but North Korean hotdogs have to be a terrifying enigma of amalgamated animal proteins.
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minus-squareFilthyHands@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoSome would call forced labor the oldest method.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoWe are talking about hotdogs, not produce grown with human fertilizer. Ain’t no way they are making artisanal organic whole meat hotdogs unless the emphasis is on the “dog”.
minus-squareGeometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·5 months agoYou think tractors worsen vegetable quality or something?
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-25 months agoNo, but vegetable breeds optimized for yield, requiring modern fertilizer and pesticides, do.
We joke about hotdogs being mystery meat, but North Korean hotdogs have to be a terrifying enigma of amalgamated animal proteins.
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Some would call forced labor the oldest method.
We are talking about hotdogs, not produce grown with human fertilizer.
Ain’t no way they are making artisanal organic whole meat hotdogs unless the emphasis is on the “dog”.
You think tractors worsen vegetable quality or something?
No, but vegetable breeds optimized for yield, requiring modern fertilizer and pesticides, do.