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Chris Remington@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 2 years ago

Vodka

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Vodka

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Chris Remington@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 2 years ago
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  • trailing9@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    That’s the spirit

  • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I want to be potato

    • Blastasaurus@lemm.ee
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      The resemblance is uncanny, I believe in you.

    • FarraigePlaisteach@kbin.social
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      I think you half there

  • Unsustainable
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    It takes a lot of work by outside forces to turn a potato into vodka. It doesn’t just do it on its own.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Can I become vodka?

    • squiblet@kbin.social
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      With proper composting and horticulture, yes, eventually.

    • apis@beehaw.org
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      Yes, but first, potato.

  • thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com
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    Fun Fact - Potatoes contain enough nutrients to keep a human alive almost indefinitely on a 100% potato diet.

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      Close. All you need to add is some salt and butter (well any fat will do) as the only thing a 100% potato diet lacks is salt and fats.

      So yes, mash potato can keep you alive and healthy.

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