Dear Chapo,
A close friend of mine has begun Mexicanizing his home cooking. I’m very concerned. Should I stage an intervention?
P.S. Tag yourself.
This kind of ideology worked in the 1800’s because people who ate really boring food tended to be healthier and live longer than people who drank and smoke. When modern medicine literally doesn’t exist, shit like Christian Science actually kinda works.
The industrial revolution from a health perspective is interesting to read about, almost nothing works but there’s more ability than ever to throw shit at the wall and see what sticks
She sounds fun.
Mom! I have a cold. Can I have some cough syrup?
No! Before we know it you’ll be eating pickles, drinking tea and rolling down the stairs blackout drunk!
The cough syrup was literally just grain alcohol and cocaine lmao
Some actually contained chloroform and stuff like licorice extract
Many such cases!
Ah fuck I knew that ginger ale was a bad idea
I’m 12 months dry of Canada Dry.
coca is before liquor???
lmao that one got me too
I think I missed a couple steps. Should I go back for them? Ehhh… Too lazy. I’ll just stay here at “strong drink” until I sober up
It’s called a twelve step program because you have to hit all twelve steps on your way down.
“Mexicanized” is a great word
Whoever was drawing this must have been real annoyed when they realized they forgot the ‘t’ in pastries
This epitomizes the ethos of white American child rearing. Don’t be nice to your son or he might become an addict and also your food can’t have peppers in it.
They were really obsessed with punishing masturbation around this time too.
White boys in America are still getting circumcised to this day because of it.
Ironically, rather than making us crank it less the decrease in pleasure just turned us all into chronic gooners
I like how hot sauce is spookier than crank medicine
Hot sauce has no accepted medical application and a high potential for abuse.
I am currently abusing hot sauce as we speak.
Well that and alcohol. Love my spicy chelada.
Does it taste like those Mexican candies with chili powder?
Yeah kinda. It’s my own home recipe. One tall can of Modelo especial, ~6oz spicy V8 juice, a few dabs of tapatio for extra kick, a splash of pineapple juice, a slice of lime, and a little salt around the rim.
Highly recommend. It’s kinda like bloody mary lite. It’ll get you full before it gets you too drunk, but it’s a great after work special.
He got into smoking before drinking? Is that ever how it works?
Smoking was healthy for you.
Back before LIBERALS RUINED IT!
Considered* healthy
people ask me how I got like this. just gotta follow the steps.
step 1: snacking between meals
step 2: off my face, Robotrippin’ on the porch in a 3 piece suitWhen you get to Cards, Dice and Pool, you’re too late because Jr is a
I’m candies and rich (vegan) pastries
starting on cough syrups (i assume heroin) will lead you to sodas
Laudanum leads to pickles D:
Cocaine (coca) is another gateway drug to gingerale. :scared:
🙏i won’t become karl schrock
