- cross-posted to:
- theonion@sh.itjust.works
- isglitch@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- theonion@sh.itjust.works
- isglitch@lemmy.world
Patients Must Disprove Facebook Mom Groups Before Receiving Care
Patients Must Disprove Facebook Mom Groups Before Receiving Care
WebMD: “It’s cancer.”
WebMD comments “Consult a doctor”
UnitedHealth: “Oh, that’s cute. You think you can afford to see a doctor. YOU FOOL!!!”
UnitedHealth: “Mwa ha ha ha! They can’t shoot sentient AI!”
A simple spanner/ wrench can easily modify a normal electric pole transformer into an improvised EMP device. Simply connect the negative and positive terminals up top by dropping the wrench onto them. Be warned there will be a medium sized explosion that will singe you if you’re too close. The EMP will cover a radius of about a city block.
You can rent a cherry picker from Sunbelt.