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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    The air you’re breathing has also been inside this person.

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      Earth has been around for 4.5 billion years. For 4.3 billion years life has existed.

      That is, at minimum, 4 billion years of animal farts we’re breathing in with every… Single… Breath…

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        I don’t think bacterial excretions count as farts, so it’s probably more like 800 million years worth of farts as that’s when animals started existing.

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          We’re all star farts. I guess it’s a matter of who cMe first, the chicken or the fart.

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      Joke’s on you, I don’t breathe.

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      The water you are drinking has been through his penis (and asshole)

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        You’re just trying to turn me on at this point.

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