i was gifted my blahaj because a trans friend was convinced it was weird i didnt have one and i honestly despised going into the ikea for it with all its treat hog shoppers and I mean he’s cute but he mostly chills in a corner.

I think it’s wrong to say I resisted him; but I certainly don’t give a shit.

Seems i’m that way about a lot of stuff. Oh it’s that great? Really? Interesting because I don’t vibe at all. No, I don’t want to join your shark plushy fanclub.

The rest is a complete callout though