balderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months agoA girl's best friendlemmy.zipimagemessage-square80linkfedilinkarrow-up1651arrow-down114cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1637arrow-down1imageA girl's best friendlemmy.zipbalderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square80linkfedilinkcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·5 months agoGive her industrial diamonds. Something with a practical use.
minus-squareGork@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up30·5 months agoIndustrial drill bits are a girl’s best friend.
minus-squarenot_that_guy05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-25 months agoAnything is a dildo if you try hard enough?
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoTrying so hard that they need diamonds
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months ago“Why this diamond dick so cloudy?!”
minus-squareexasperation@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoA million (bleep)ing diamonds!
minus-squaredufkm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoOoo, I would love some diamond sharpening stones for xmas.
Give her industrial diamonds. Something with a practical use.
Industrial drill bits are a girl’s best friend.
Anything is a dildo if you try hard enough?
drilldo
It takes you for a spin.
Trying so hard that they need diamonds
“Why this diamond dick so cloudy?!”
A million (bleep)ing diamonds!
Ooo, I would love some diamond sharpening stones for xmas.