• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Turkish Airlines

      He should just double down and openly say stuff like…

      I’m a big, big fan of President Trump and I hope that President Trump will pardon me. Oh, did forget to say how much I love President Trump and admire President Trump who will Make America Great Again. When you think someone is great you can’t help but say their name over and over. President Trump President Trump President Trump President Trump President Trump. What a great, strong and powerful man President Trump is. More than a man. He’s America herself.

      And I deserve free tickets and other comp stuff because I’m a real patriot and a real VIP of the greatest city in the world, New York City - baby. The best city in the world. And I’m sure the most important man in America - President Trump - agrees with me that New York City is the best city. And who doesn’t love President Trump properties like the wonderful Trump Tower.

      The witch hunt against me needs to stop. And I hope pray that the great and powerful Oz - because I see President Trump more than just a man - more than just a great man - President Oz/Trump Lord God Master of Creation and My Savior will smite my enemies. I sincerely hope President Trump will help me fight my prosecution and the witch hunts.

      And Delta, United, American Airlines, Hilton Hotels, Marriott, Radisson, Hyatt hit me up. At least three star comp. You don’t want me dissin’ you to Oz/Trump - da ya? I’m waiting…

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    Looks like new episodes of America’s Most Wanted are back in the menu, boys

    Keep your eyes peeled for a tall white guy. Call your local police if any tall white guy is in your immediate vicinity. Remember, remain vigilant. Together we can bring an end to tall white guy terror.

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      Looks like new episodes of America’s Most Wanted are back in the menu, boys

      Listen carefully to what I am about to tell you. It shows a dangerous coarsening in our culture that a highly successful, elite executive with had a wonderful wife and two glorious sons - was shot down in the prime of his life in broad daylight by what our show will unabashedly call a terrorist. Who knows - there may even be a connection to Russia, China or a country like Iran.

      You must not take the law into your own hands and be judge, jury, and executioner. Only ordinary people should suffer in such a fate. Furthermore…

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        Who knows - there may even be a connection to Russia, China or a country like Iran.

        I’m genuinely surprised that I haven’t heard a rash of “Iran did this” headlines.

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          I think nobody and no org pushed that because it’s just too big a propaganda lie. Polling about healthcare are always very carefully phrased and controlled so it’s PR for the industry. But I think the average American knows how bad it is. Even if they and their family has been lucky and have zero bad experiences - they surely have a relative, a friend, a neighbor, etc who got fucked by their “healthcare”.

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      Smirking to himself while holding an old charter of United healthcare that states that the person who kills the ceo becomes the ceo and carries no legal responsibility.

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      Important! Requesting triple overtime. Plus emergency increase in food, lodgings, and entertainment funding is also required. Possible lead developing and a stakeouts needed at Cheeks Gentlemen’s Club and Naked-a-rama…