1% chance this is real, but I like those odds.
Took me so long to realize he’s dead and this is fake hahah. I should go to sleep.
he’s dead
Yeah, dead… nervous laughter
And before you ask, no, I’m not keeping Pringles-shin alive in a vat in my basement conducting my own Winter Soldier experiment. That would be ridiculous.
You really are a mad scientist. You’re in it for the science, damn the practicality or ethics! No sane scientist would select a 62 year old man to be the base for their super soldier program, but look at you go!
His heart and lungs are those of a 20 year old, due to hot dog juice.
hmmm 🤔
Wait, what’s this?
ITS PRIGOZHIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR
Thayt mayn has a fambly!
What’s going on in korea?
martial law but jk nm
guys, it was just a prank!
A 3 hour coup started by President Yoon, who had a psychotic break when someone official started investigating his wife. My money is on her doing a Lady Macbeth… “Declare martial law, prove you’re a real man, don’t ask where I got those Prada bags…” Source: am Shakespeare expert
He’s baaaaack
South Korean coup?
Nope, it’s me Prigozhin!
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Nah, the next is going to be impeached for cultist shit. The writers don’t like to repeat story arcs that quickly. Gotta let them simmer for a few years before you bring them back. Schedule says Rich People Cult tries to embezzle money.
Is this delayed fallout from Park Geun-hye–Choi Soon-sil Gate?
I wouldn’t be surprised but I thought those prosecutions were all done.
Prigozhin?
