His diet is horrid. He only eats McDonald’s, and maybe KFC, but i’m not too sure. He only drinks coca cola. He’s probably being pumped full of every fucking drug imaginable. There’s no way in hell this man is not on his death bed

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    …yes, it’s better for him to survive the next 50 months than the alternative: bart simpson in the white house vs. someone competently malicious…