His diet is horrid. He only eats McDonald’s, and maybe KFC, but i’m not too sure. He only drinks coca cola. He’s probably being pumped full of every fucking drug imaginable. There’s no way in hell this man is not on his death bed

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    Of course he will. He has access to the absolute best healthcare on the planet. Once he jumps back in the saddle were some medical emergency to happen, Democrats like Fetterperson will be howling about how he’s our president and he deserves it. For Democracy and shit. D’s and R’s will move heaven and earth to get him whatever lifesaving procedure he needs to bloodlet the fish delights coursing thru his veins.

    Man has access to healthcare none of us can comprehend. He isn’t going anywhere short of an outright heart explosion.