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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months ago

Western women dumb. Get stuck in washing machine, under bed, in sofa cushion.

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Western women dumb. Get stuck in washing machine, under bed, in sofa cushion.

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 months ago
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    North Korean soldiers deployed to Russia have never experienced Internet before and are gorging on pornography https://www.newsweek.com/north-korean-troops-russia-ukraine-war-gorging-pornography-1981960

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      I don’t understand how that’s related.

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        If you don’t watch porn or havent in recent years, you may need it explained to you, as I needed to look this one up myself a while ago.

        “Step-sibling stuck in washing machine” is a popular trend lately as a scenario for the plot of some porn films. That is what this meme is referencing.

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          I watch plenty of porn. Apparently just not that porn.

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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxnJcZvuRK8

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        It would probably help if you tried to elaborate on your confusion lol. I have no idea where this meme is failing to get across.

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          I don’t know what the stuck in the laundry machine thing is about.

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            Go to a porn site and look up “washing machine”. It’s very common in mainstream porn these days, along with an irritating level of “step mom” and “step sibling”. It tells a tale of incest and basically sexual assault where a family member gets “stuck” in furniture or an appliance with their butt sticking out.

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              TIL …

              Men have the strangest fantasies in porn.

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        Good on you, you’re innocent, incredibly so

        Edit: But for a genuine answer, getting stuck in washing machines is an infamous part of porn “plots”

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          I don’t see that kind of porn because I like it to be much more… Well, more. And I don’t want a plot.

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