*edited post title to make it clear that this is a joke

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    Yeah. Only ever tip in cash and in person. The suave 20-in-the-handshake looks cool but it’s risky.

    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      How is it risky? Once I bribed two people within five minutes in Chicago to get on a flight I was late for. What did I risk?

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        3 hours ago

        Yup, bribes aren’t illegal unless it’s to government employees. And even then, I think it’s only illegal to accept bribes, with maybe an exception if you bribed someone to get away with a crime.

        So yeah, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with bribes, I just don’t do it because screw that noise.