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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Absolute slander

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Absolute slander

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • frickineh@lemmy.world
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    Maybe Chick-fil-A wouldn’t give them a third sauce packet. Did you ever think maybe this person was doing their best in a sauce-deprived world?

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      What were they doing eating from Chick-fil-A in the first place?

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        Valid question. I haven’t eaten there in years.

      • Shawdow194@fedia.io
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        Right! Good chicken

        Not so good morales

        • lengau@midwest.social
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          Good chicken

          Lolno

        • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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          Raising Cane’s or nothing.

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    Oh, come on! The second picture shows that the three-packet hypothesis isn’t accurate either. It’s a 2.8 sauce cat.

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      I also think that they’re underestimating the effects of parallax in these photos.

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    easily 3 sauce long

    cat is clearly shorter than 3 sauces

    ಠ_ಠ

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    Americans will use anything but metric

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      If my calculations are correct, this car is smaller than a football field.

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      Once during a phone call, my family needed to know the rough dimensions of something at my brother’s house. He couldn’t find a tape measure, but he had a jug of milk. We determined that the item we needed to know the dimensions of was the size of the height of my brother plus one milk jug.

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    They’re eating the cats!

    • Hnery@feddit.org
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      They’re eating the dogs!

  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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    I could finish that cat with only two packets of sauce. But kitten has a delicate flavor and I don’t like drowning it in sauce.

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      Fellow shawarma enjoyer i see

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    Tackling the real issues!

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    They’ve been lying to us!

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    Meh, sauces are not real. Do your own research folks.

    Take that Big Sauce.

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    This is completely ignoring perspective, and I’m also questioning the entire methodology how the length of this cat is measured. It’s like measuring how tall someone is while sitting.

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