The heat is migratory, it’s flown south for winter

Because politicians are controlled by lizard overlords who are selling a lie of global warming but in reality it is global cooling. And our lizard overlords like the world cold.

Earth’s atmosphere can only keep out some of coldness of space

My damn kid left the refrigerator open

You forgot your jacket again. No need to thank me!

So you put pee pee on the inside to get warm which ensures population growth.