Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 hours agoNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.hexbear.netimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1171arrow-down10
arrow-up1171arrow-down1imageNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squarefootfaults [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·9 hours ago there’s a difference between “randomly” and “by chance” This lawyer should be thrown into jail for such an advanced case of lawyer brain
minus-squareEllenKelly [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agoIt’s like a magic trick your Honour, we shuffle the deck of cards, we know where the cards are 🎩💫🐇
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoSophistry was such a hated practice in ancient Greece that sometimes sophists got stabbed and the local authorities would just look the other way because their bullshit artistry was that repulsive.
This lawyer should be thrown into jail for such an advanced case of lawyer brain
It’s like a magic trick your Honour, we shuffle the deck of cards, we know where the cards are
🎩💫🐇
Sophistry was such a hated practice in ancient Greece that sometimes sophists got stabbed and the local authorities would just look the other way because their bullshit artistry was that repulsive.