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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

I screen, you screen, we all screen for I screen.

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I screen, you screen, we all screen for I screen.

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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    lets judge people by their screen time, i would like to callit Screen shaming

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      20241104_165722 You may start with me

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        How about me

        Although I might be cheating because I have multiple phones (for work – I assure you)

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          Get on my level

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          You are exactly half the man I am.

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          Yes for work, not at all for meme screening and screenturbation

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        You guys make me feel good!

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        Total: 46 hrs, 45 min
        Average: 6 hrs, 40 min per day

        After subtracting Maps (driving, not looking at phone) and work ticketing app:

        Total: 24 hrs 39 minutes
        Average: 3 hrs, 31 minutes per day

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          Finally a worthy opponent

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        What happened on Wednesday?

        edit: also, What Happened to Monday?

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        Wow that’s a lot of phone time. The only time I get close to that amount of screen time is when I’m doing a long drive using maps to get there. My average looks to be around 1-3. Though mine doesn’t work it out nicely like yours.

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        woaah look at this score, i don’t know the average, but im sure it’s above, respect. Consider using horse blinkers, that way you optimize even more that score.

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        Wow how did you manage to reach almost 12 hours for a lot of those days? I consider myself chronically online, but my highest this week was just over 6 hours lol.

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      Balatro was yesterday. I swear!

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        Dont feel ashamed my comrade screen time is screen time, and yours sucks as well, like all of us

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      I’m okay with this, but I think my PC screen time would look pretty bad :')

      Android screen time charts

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        what are you a phone hermit?

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          Yeah, that’s probably not too far off actually, haha. I just really enjoy a larger screen more. Maybe if I get one of those fancy foldable phones one day, it’ll get way higher.

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      Size is what matters. You need to judge people by their screen sizes.

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        my size is like 6.5, what about you?

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          50 inch. Is your screen 6.5 inch or 6.5 cm? Or 6.50 m perhaps?

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      phone = like an hour texting, since music is screen off. laptop: all the time I don’t have to sleep in school or at home, so about 6h

      that is not many hours of time :( I want a refund.

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