You can take the sweater off when you’re not sleeping, but it has to be on at night no matter the temperature.

I think I would demand like 200k, just for the discomfort from the scratchiness. I already sleep with a winter blanket all year round so I wouldn’t mind how warm it would get.

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    No amount of money could ever determine me to so drastically reduce the quality of my life, let alone my sleep.

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    I don’t think $200k is enough. That’s a lot of sleepless nights just from the itching. It would need to be enough money to afford to run my air-conditioning year round, on top of the mental anguish.

    Do I have to keep it on during sex?

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    You people are underselling yourselves.

    A thousand a night, indexed to inflation. First year in advance, and then payment every morning after that, with the condition that if you miss one night, it’s all over.

    I think the ongoing payment adds a bit of spice to it. Do you set a goal of X dollars and stop then? Will you be ordered by the court to continue wearing it for alimony for your gold digging ex wife that you met in the first year? Will the temptation of easy money for minor suffering slowly drive you insane? Time will tell.

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    There is not an amount physically possible to attain for me to be uncomfortable for the rest of my life.

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    Enough so that I can pay the AC bill during the night, cause healthy sleep requires low temperatures.

    Besides that, I will ask for as much as I can get away with.

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    Are there any conditions about what I can wear under the sweater? Otherwise, it doesn’t seem terrible.

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    Enough to meet the needs of me and my loved ones for the rest of our lives. I already can’t fucking sleep in comfortable conditions