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minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·6 hours agoSorry to all Christians but every Hindu deity wrecks Jesus 1v1. That’s just facts.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoWhat about that one who sleeps for like 32 million years? Seems like he would be pretty easy to off.
minus-squareRagingHungryPanda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-211 minutes agoYou’d think, but even with being vulnerable and asleep, all attacks thus far didn’t wake it up it, much less kill it. Don’t fuck with it.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 hours agoFor his human form, yes, but Holy Trinity-wise, I’m not so sure. Beyond 1v1, archangels tip any scales in JC’s favor.
minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 hours agoIDK, the christians build gods like a grade schooler: My god built the ocean. Oh yeah well mine built the earth, and the ocean is on the earth. Hey you can’t do that, besides I have a second god and he made the sun. I don’t need two gods mine is as powerful as all yours put together and he made the heavens and it has the sun in it. THAT’S CHEATING! And I have another god, he made the stars! Oh yeah well mine made everything including all the gods and he can count to infinity! Oh yeah even the evil gods? ……yeah but thats not his fault. Is too! Is not! Is too! Is not! Is too!, Is too!, Is too! Is not time infinitely!
Sorry to all Christians but every Hindu deity wrecks Jesus 1v1. That’s just facts.
What about that one who sleeps for like 32 million years? Seems like he would be pretty easy to off.
You’d think, but even with being vulnerable and asleep, all attacks thus far didn’t wake it up it, much less kill it. Don’t fuck with it.
For his human form, yes, but Holy Trinity-wise, I’m not so sure. Beyond 1v1, archangels tip any scales in JC’s favor.
I never thought of it like Voltron.
IDK, the christians build gods like a grade schooler:
My god built the ocean.
Oh yeah well mine built the earth, and the ocean is on the earth.
Hey you can’t do that, besides I have a second god and he made the sun.
I don’t need two gods mine is as powerful as all yours put together and he made the heavens and it has the sun in it.
THAT’S CHEATING! And I have another god, he made the stars!
Oh yeah well mine made everything including all the gods and he can count to infinity!
Oh yeah even the evil gods?
……yeah but thats not his fault.
Is too!
Is not!
Is too!
Is not!
Is too!, Is too!, Is too!
Is not time infinitely!