• tox_solid@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Unrelated, but I recently worked with a guy who was basically identical to the child thing in this meme.

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        1 year ago

        My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.

        “To fight the motherfucking Decepticons,” I said.

        She laughed. I laughed.

        The toaster laughed.

        I shot the toaster.