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zedgeist@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 8 个月前

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zedgeist@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 8 个月前
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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    It’s raining heavily, chilly, and you just pulled the covers up over your back, which was cold from being exposed.

    • frickineh@lemmy.world
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      That was this morning. I texted everyone that I’d be late and went back to sleep. I failed the escape room, but it was worth it.

    • boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net
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      Your room is fucking cold

      • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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        8 个月前

        But the blankets are warm. That’s part of it.

      • Opisek@lemmy.world
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        8 个月前

        Books and hot tea on the bedside table

        • boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net
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          8 个月前

          Lemmings awaiting you from the other side of an LCD screen

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      8 个月前

      You flipped the pillow to the fresh side just before pulling the covers over you.

    • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net
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      Bonus round - you have a heated mattress pad, set to 3 (or whatever is perfect for you, I’m a 2-3 with my pad), and enough pillows around you to give you that snuggly feeling (for me it’s 3, but there are an additional 3 supporting pillows to allow the 3 comfy pillows to do their job optimally)

      And your cats/dogs are all cuddled against you. Because warm.

      Good luck.

  • Prehensile_cloaca @lemm.ee
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    8 个月前

    *and your friends just cancelled plans

  • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works
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    8 个月前

    And there’s a cat on you.

    • superkret@feddit.org
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      8 个月前

      That’s not an escape room, that’s the world’s nicest supermax prison.

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    Hard mode: it’s a bit cold

    • cordlesslamp
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      8 个月前

      Extreme mode: it’s raining outside.

      • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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        8 个月前

        Insanity mode: cats are cuddling with you

  • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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    8 个月前

    Level 2: You hit the alarm off, not the snooze.

    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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      8 个月前

      Think to self, it has probably been 5 minutes already, I should get up. Look at watch, hmmmmmm that can’t be right, how did 45 minutes just disappear?

  • flashgnash@lemm.ee
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    8 个月前

    I will escape with exactly one minute to spare every time

  • Gork@lemm.ee
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    8 个月前

    Lo, I have been bested.

  • Druid@lemmy.zip
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    “Ah, I don’t have to get up as early as usually, so I have more time to get ready in the morning.”

    Proceeds to waste time regardless and almost misses the train

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    “Sorry I’m late. I woke up in an escape room this morning.”

    • madjo@feddit.nl
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      8 个月前

      Someone had padlocked my underwear drawer… Again.

  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    Five more minutes?

  • Emptiness@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    Escape room? I just call it November.

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    I see that you’ve met my fiancee.

  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    Futon is warm

  • lugal@lemmy.world
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    That’s why I’m glad I work in homeoffice and have a job phone

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