Weedian [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agoTrump expected to work the fry cooker at McDonald'shexbear.netimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1122arrow-down1imageTrump expected to work the fry cooker at McDonald'shexbear.netWeedian [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square28fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNPa [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·30 days ago Survives three assassination attempts, instantly dies from working a single minimum wage shift
minus-squarenohaybanda [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·edit-230 days agoBold to assume he’ll be there longer than it takes to get a couple of pictures. Still, comrade grease fire take my energy
minus-squarejack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·30 days agoThe McDonald’s manager is absolutely not gonna let him leave the shift early. He has quarterly numbers to hit.
minus-squareICBM@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·29 days agoUhh, hey, Donnie? We’re going to need you here to open on saturday too, okay, thanks. And, uh, please tuck in your shirt; I heard corporate is doing inspections this week.
minus-squareIldsaye [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·29 days ago“My name is Dona-” “Cool, see you on Saturday then, Donnie”
Bold to assume he’ll be there longer than it takes to get a couple of pictures.
Still, comrade grease fire take my energy
The McDonald’s manager is absolutely not gonna let him leave the shift early. He has quarterly numbers to hit.
Uhh, hey, Donnie? We’re going to need you here to open on saturday too, okay, thanks. And, uh, please tuck in your shirt; I heard corporate is doing inspections this week.
“My name is Dona-”
“Cool, see you on Saturday then, Donnie”