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RGB to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Dude it's only 11am

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Dude it's only 11am

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    I knew one teacher that would drink one Code Red a day.

    Another was addicted to Diet Coke. They stopped class to have someone deliver a case of it. They wouldn’t continue the lesson (it was an elementary school class in the computer lab) or let anyone touch the computers while they waited.

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    dame da ne

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      Dame yo Dame do the dew

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        I Was A Fool (Insiting On Staminan X Over Baja Blast)

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    You know it’s really bad when you start giving yourself Baja Blast enemas.

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      I’m baja blasting my colon apart with rubber tubing and the taco bell employees are NOT thrilled with my behavior

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    Reminds me of Shayne Smith joking about drinking so much Mountain Dew that the guy at 7/11 called him “Mountain Dew Guy” instead of “Tattoo On Face And Neck Guy”

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    This is my coworkers at 7:00am, and with diet coke too

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      The funny thing is coffee can be just as bad for you. The most harmful things in soda are the caffeine and sugar, and coffee has almost four times as much caffeine per fluid ounce and potentially just as much sugar.

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        Most definitely has some kind of sweetener, only about 1/5th of coffee drinkers prefer plain coffee.

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    deleted by creator

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    DAE think Kazuma is hotter in the newest games compared to when he was younger in the older ones?

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